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What are your favorite books? Movies? Music? Games? Foods? Beverages?
What do you do for fun and relaxation?
What advice would you give to people looking to start their own site on the scene?
Will the scene become more popular or will it fade away?
Tell us something about yourself that we don’t already know?
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Is a Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit?
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October 2, 2005
Hello there visitor, pull up a chair why don’t you. Welcome to STFU and get ready to learn, respect and appreciate for we are the greatest site to hit the scene since the last greatest site hit the scene.
Comfortable? Good. So what’s Snap The Farmer’s Underpants all about I hear you dying to ask.
Strangely, it’s nothing to do with snapping farmer’s underpants, it’s not about farmers and few will find information regarding underpants. Confuzzled? Well don’t be, We’re an FM site of course. No, you won’t find any Family Medicine and no, we’re not a Ferdinand Marcos fansite. Oh for fuck sake. Has no one heard of Football Manager these days? Yes, Football Manager, the widely popular football management series. What about Championship Manager you say? Well to put it in frank terms, Championship Manager sux cock unless you’re thinking pre-Champ Man 5 in which case you might find something for you. We’re a right bunch of nogalistic wankers you see.
I’m going to guess that the next question on your mind is what makes us different to all the other football manager based communities on t’internet? Well, for a start, we’re about football manager and not football. We’re funny, actually, we’re fucking hilarious. We’re not powered by Mambo. Or PHP Nuke. Okay, you caught me with the Word Press. We have no regard for youthful n00bs who don’t like to read swear words. We don’t offer player reviews or team guides. We think player reviews and team guides are gay. So, it’s safe to say that we’re unique which makes somewhat of a change.
You know what subject we’re based around and why we’re different to other scene efforts, the scene of course being the smarter and more sophisticated term for the football manager/championship manager covering community. You want to know our intentions and aims? We don’t have any. So i’ll just make it look like we do and say this…This isn’t a domain for those of you who want serious help with FM. My aim is to bombard you with opinionated claptrap, beguile you with tangential asides and bore you with seasoned, cynical wit.
That’s about it now. I need sleep it seems.
May the Schwartz be with you!
October 2, 2005
